Archive - The Yookay Review

Welcome to the Bungle

Starmer to announce new cabinet following series of unforced errors.

Jul 20 •

The Yookay Review

London to Be Walled Off from Common Sense

New “Ideological Safety Perimeter” to defend capital from exposure to working-class opinions and biological reality.

Jul 20 •

The Yookay Review

NHS Vows to Tackle Antisemitism by Hiring Fewer Jews

“It's hard to discriminate if there’s no one left to discriminate against,” says Diversity Tsar.

Jul 19 •

The Yookay Review

Teenagers to vote via TikTok button, government announces

13–19-year-olds to receive free smartphone, provided they vote responsibly (i.e. Labour)

Jul 17 •

The Yookay Review

‘Forever Pride’ Declared as State of Permanent Celebration Begins

Wembley to hold series of rallies and torchlight processions.

Jul 17 •

The Yookay Review

Guardian Journalist to Have Last Vestige of Humour Surgically Removed

Columnist to become first fully humourless lifeform outside academia.

Jul 16 •

The Yookay Review

Taliban Complains About Poor Formatting in MoD Excel Leak

“At least send it as a CSV,” says commander.

Jul 16 •

The Yookay Review

Singapore Uses UK Foreign Aid to Buy Isle of Wight

UK funds climate future by selling bits of itself to countries that work.

Jul 15 •

The Yookay Review

Farage to Clone Himself and Run in Every Constituency

Labour calls the move “a desperate gimmick” but also "a very real danger".

Jul 15 •

The Yookay Review

BBC Comes Out as Non-Binary: “We No Longer Identify as Impartial”

Viewers urged to respect the BBC’s truth journey and not misgender its news output.

Jul 15 •

The Yookay Review

Stephen Fry Transitions Into a Metaphor

Beloved polymath completes final evolution from national treasure to ambient ideology.

Jul 14 •

The Yookay Review

Britain Accidentally Outsources Immigration Policy to Kurdish Gang

Kurdish smugglers granted “Trusted Logistical Provider” status under new framework.

Jul 12 •

The Yookay Review

#nojs-banner { position: fixed; bottom: 0; left: 0; padding: 16px 16px 16px 32px; width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background: red; color: white; font-family: -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol"; font-size: 13px; line-height: 13px; } #nojs-banner a { color: inherit; text-decoration: underline; } This site requires JavaScript to run correctly. Please turn on JavaScript or unblock scripts